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Help me, I have cenosillicaphobia. The fear of an empty beer glass. Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Raise a laugh (and a pint) with this hilarious “Help Me, I Have Cenosillicaphobia” shirt design — dedicated to everyone’s real fear: an empty beer glass! Featuring a bold, witty typography paired with a frothy pint glass of ale graphic, this design perfectly captures the spirit of every bar regular, pub crawler, and brewery lover. Whether you’re kicking back with friends, on a pub crawl, or hanging out at your favorite taproom, this tee is your ultimate conversation starter.Perfect for fans of craft beer, lager, IPA, and anyone who enjoys a full mug of ale, this drinking shirt blends humor and style into one perfect pour. Great for happy hour, tailgate parties, or brewery tours — and it makes a great gift for every beer enthusiast.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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